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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son::

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son::

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie

Netoata si netotu'

Din categoria "Na fomelie!" va prezint:

nepurcelul Serban(mentionez ca are un an si ceva:P)





si nepurcica Iulia(f'o luna)






Acum bagati flegme si alea-alea de nu-i deochiati!
//ok lady, i love you!buh bye!

Happy birthday sis!

sa ne traiesti!

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=)))

prea tare sa nu impartasesc

//sar'na sandu!

Ce tara minunata...

...in care vom gasi doar porcarii!!!!

Pentru ca statul roman sustine sistemul bancar, pentru ca statul roman lasa mana libera bancilor(intr-o oare-care masura) sa isi aleaga dobanzile si ideile de plata, la noi se intampla asa:

eu, pe data de 3 decembrie a.c., am fost concediat datorita conditiilor de criza. Stim cu totii ca in Romania, birocratia e number one. Ei bine, eu astept, in continuare, sa imi finalizeze cei de la ITM actele, sa ma pot duce la banca sa imi depun un rahat de dosar care rahat de dosar sa imi asigure amanarea platii ratei pe o perioada de maxim 6 luni. Cei de la banca, oameni "de treaba", ma suna ca dascreieratii sa le platesc rata. Le spun ca am fost concediat si ca astept actele. Ei ce zic??
"Pai stiti ca trebuie sa platiti rata si pe urmatoarele trei luni, indiferent daca vi se solutioneaza dosarul sau nu??"
Nu e minunat??? Nu e minunat ca eu trebuie, cu toate ca NU AM VENIT, NICI MACAR SOMAJ(asta, repet, din cauza birocratiei), SA PLATESC RATA??? Chiar si cu somaju' ala cretin, tot nu mi-ar ajunge banii!!!! Urasc tara asta, o urasc din tot sufletul, o urasc cu toata dragostea!!!! E bine ca orice angajator plateste cam 80% din salariul unui angajat la stat! E bine ca platesc asigurare dar ea intra efectiv peste trei luni de la solicitare. Totul e bine!
//ma scuzati, ma duc sa emigrez in Congo

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